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Sunday, November 23, 2008

How to install love in your computer?

hmmm... a while ago, as I was browsing my messages from other people of course and my classmates, a classmate sent me a very very good message that touches my heart, at first I thought it is a virus but when I read it until the end, I was giggling because of it's wonderful plot, Kudos to the person who originally made it! and thx for kate for the message! yan special mention! and sorry for the late posts because I am so very busy for the last few days that I didn't have time to post, gomenasai!

HOW TO INSTALL LOVE IN YOUR COMPUTER?

A call comes through a customer service line...

Customer service rep: Yes ma'am, how can I help you today?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install divine love. Can you guide me through the process?
CS rep. : Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS rep. : The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it ok to install while they are running?
CS rep. : What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM, DIVINE LOVE.COM running right now.
CS rep. : No problem, LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt another programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, however you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you tun those of ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS. rep. : My pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS. rep. : Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that divine message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS. rep. : Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other's heart in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS. rep. : What does the message say?
Customer: It says " ERROR 412- PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
CS. rep. : Don't worry ma'am. That's a common problem.. it means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external hearts but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before you can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS. rep. : Can you pull down the accesory called " SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS. rep. : Excellent. You're getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you!
CS. rep. : You're welcome. Click on the followeing files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The systems will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back, you will nedd to empty your recycle bin.
Customer: Got it. Hey! my HEART is filling up with new files. How divine it is now. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
CS. rep. : Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.
Customer: Yes?
CS. rep. : LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and it's various modules to everybody you meet. They will inturn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your name?
CS. rep. : You can call me James also known as Ruben! Most people feel all they need is an annual check-up to stay geart-healthy, but the manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily maintenance for maximum efficiency.

Give a little love away!!!!!!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

quotes everywhere!

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"pain has it's limit however fear doesnt have it's limit"
By: Prunius

I found this quote from a movie, it is some kind of creepy, you know, haha!!! It reflected on my life cause from all the time I'm always having fear, fear to be hurt by someone or something....

overacting disappointment

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haha! last monday, I was expecting that all of my grades will go down because i didn't study so hard and I was so busy with other things like playing (haha) and internet surfing, so I was expecting that my grades will go down, surprisingly when our teachers announced the grades every subject, somewhat Im being disappointed even though my grades went up, and I dont know why...
I just feel that I will go down no matter what happen...

but yesterday friday all my worries had gone because I finally saw my card that didnt disappoint me anymore... my grades went up so im happy nah!

when I saw it, i only notice 2 subjects that goes down: TLE and Values, it's only a very little subject and not a major subject so I dont care hahaha!

and for the second time in history I let my father see it, coz my tita said so, so i manage to give it to him, and you know for the 1st time, he said to me! "It's ok anak yun lng nman binaba mo at least 87 lng pinakamababa"... Im very happy because for the first time he said some words of encouragement to me... and syempre all the worries, stress and the sad feeling I'm encountering that time had washed away by my dad!

even though my grades got down on those 2 subject, I will never give up, remembering that I still have 2 grading left, so I hope that last 2 gradings will mark as my highest score in history in my card,
I hope I can get a 99 hahahahah!!!!!!! (In my dreams)

Sunday, November 9, 2008

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

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"It will only take a little time to say I love you
but it will take a long time to show how much I care."

I found it in a picture and I felt that I should post it in my blog!